Zipper Nick

pinching your weiner in your zipper

that chick likes to bust my balls, she's a total zipper nick !

by zipper nickers September 13, 2011

zipperbaby

(n.) The orgasm of a man achieved while he's still wearing his pants.

When a man gets too excited by his activities and creams his pants, casting babybatter all over the zipper region.

(v. tr.) zipperbabied, zipperbabying, zipperbaby: The act of creating a zipperbaby.

"That stripper made me buy her a new outfit because she saw my zipperbaby and got pissed."

"My friend made a zipper baby during an 8th grade dance. He blamed it on the combination of pelvic movement and her perfume."

"Andy Samberg wrote an awesome song about making zipperbabies, it's called 'Jizz In My Pants'."

by @LeonardTPants December 1, 2011

Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.

Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.

by Dave720 June 4, 2013

Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014

zipper ball picture

Its a picture of your balls hanging out of your zipper. Commonly sent amongst bro's because its gross and looks funny

John: "i was hooking up with Kylie when Zach sent me a zipper ball picture and i lost the mood. I must admit, it was pretty funny though"

by Barstoolbro October 13, 2015

Zippy

Slang for a person who has to much energy and is annoying you.

Zip it, zippy.

by putofacehomo June 23, 2017

Zipperboi

A man or woman who is really quite cool. That is to say, they are "the bees knees"

Damn, that nigga's a zipperboi! Hot dog!

by Rare pink goblin October 12, 2017