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Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
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Your shithole's a puddle

An expression used to compare one person's problems to someone else's.

To make the listener realize he is lucky compared to others.
Your life's a shithole? Well your shithole's a puddle compared to the people starving in Africa every day while you sit at home and get beat by your husband. We both know who has things worse.
by Christopho: the G.I. Joe November 26, 2010
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beat your shits up

1. When one is about to KO in Super Smash Bros
2. When one is being attacked viciously by an angry Ridley.
3. When the Pirimids are trying to get all up ons and steal your key.
1. Man you're totally beating my shits up
2. That Ridley is going to beat your shits up
3. Those Pirimids are trying to beat your shits up for that fuckin key.
by Meta Knight September 29, 2008
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shut your shite

To encourage someone to refrain from talking further codswallop.
Bill : I was approached by a scout last weekend during football training and he asked me if i wanted to sign a contract with Manchester United !

Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.
by gobshite March 2, 2005
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your shite is ice-cream

if someone has a good opinion of you
your new girlfriend really likes you, she thinks your shite is ice-cream
by thefiend April 10, 2006
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your shits beat

The meaner, or manner in which someone conducts a situation or carrys themself. Usually in a displeasing way towards the person on the receiving end.
You- Hey Lou, want to go hang out after class.

Lou- No I think I'm just going to sit a home and be lame.

You- Ah man your shits beat!
by doolinism January 20, 2011
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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
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