1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
Get the Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex mug.An expression used to compare one person's problems to someone else's.
To make the listener realize he is lucky compared to others.
To make the listener realize he is lucky compared to others.
Your life's a shithole? Well your shithole's a puddle compared to the people starving in Africa every day while you sit at home and get beat by your husband. We both know who has things worse.
by Christopho: the G.I. Joe November 26, 2010
Get the Your shithole's a puddle mug.1. When one is about to KO in Super Smash Bros
2. When one is being attacked viciously by an angry Ridley.
3. When the Pirimids are trying to get all up ons and steal your key.
2. When one is being attacked viciously by an angry Ridley.
3. When the Pirimids are trying to get all up ons and steal your key.
1. Man you're totally beating my shits up
2. That Ridley is going to beat your shits up
3. Those Pirimids are trying to beat your shits up for that fuckin key.
2. That Ridley is going to beat your shits up
3. Those Pirimids are trying to beat your shits up for that fuckin key.
by Meta Knight September 29, 2008
Get the beat your shits up mug.Bill : I was approached by a scout last weekend during football training and he asked me if i wanted to sign a contract with Manchester United !
Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.
Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.
by gobshite March 2, 2005
Get the shut your shite mug.by thefiend April 10, 2006
Get the your shite is ice-cream mug.The meaner, or manner in which someone conducts a situation or carrys themself. Usually in a displeasing way towards the person on the receiving end.
You- Hey Lou, want to go hang out after class.
Lou- No I think I'm just going to sit a home and be lame.
You- Ah man your shits beat!
Lou- No I think I'm just going to sit a home and be lame.
You- Ah man your shits beat!
by doolinism January 20, 2011
Get the your shits beat mug.If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
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