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HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!
by weave November 1, 2003
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working class

People who work low paying demeaning jobs. They barely make any money and have a hard time making ends meet. They usually end up quitting their low paying job and going on welfare which is a class lower than that.
Sonny's dad couldn't pay to fix his roof because he's working class.
by kieee May 16, 2008
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Clank Wanking

A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.
Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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winking jimmy

When someone leaves a pooh in the toilet, and you can see it bobbing in the water
ahhh man ive left a nasty winking jimmy in the bog!
by sarah May 13, 2005
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Winking Chink's Eye

n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.
Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.
by Terry Deary July 27, 2008
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Working From Home

Code for waking up late and going to Happy Hour.
She is working from home these days.
by Ludd December 15, 2015
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working on me

A phrase that when used by females means they are avoiding a relationship to pursue a sexually active lifestyle.
Yeah you're nice, but I'm working on me
by Nerbynerb March 15, 2021
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