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Real Knife

Definitely not a toy knife, neither a full one.
by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023
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Knife trick

A better way of saying you're gonna cut yourself.
Me:I'm gonna do a knife trick
Friend: Don't do that! I care about you!
by Fans decide February 17, 2023
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Crack Knife

a knife that you cut yourself with to immediately salt the wound with crack dust
sherry has been hooked on the Crack Knife recently
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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Subtle Knife

The Subtle Knife is a book written by Phillip Pullman and is the second installment in the series his Dark Materials.
In the series the Subtle Knife is a knife used to cut "windows" or "doors" to other worlds
the Subtle Knife is also known by the Greek name Æsahættr which translates into English as "God Destroyer" or Teleutaia makhaira which translates to "the last knife"
No known material was able to resist the knife, although it was breakable, should the wielder attempt to use it whilst thinking about a person they loved. It was the belief of certain individuals that this was because the knife was incapable of cutting through love.
He used the Subtle Knife to cut through worlds.
by PiecesOfApril November 17, 2020
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Knife the watermelon

A task so easy that even 9 year olds playing COD could do it.
Student 1:Wow that quiz was easy
Student 2:Yeah it was almost like having to Knife the watermelon

Student 1:What?
by Tyf555 March 16, 2021
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Mack the knife

To sneakily surprise your significant other while they are sleeping by suddenly stabbing your penis into their anus at night. Quick, Efficient, and sneaky, just like the real Mack The Knife
“I heard Andrew he pulled a Mack the knife on his girlfriend Jenny Diver to surprise her”
by Dr retard September 4, 2022
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Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster
Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again
by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022
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