invisible wizard

when you cum on accident from a dream

Dude last night I had a invisible wizard, my pants were soaked when I woke up.

by max baldwin January 23, 2023

Sex Wizard

The sex wizard is the archmage of the magicians of intercourse, a rather unknown religion. He advises he's inferior servants, his Sex mages, in his ten commandments of the sex wizard.

George is the Sex Wizard

by WilliamTheSexMage September 25, 2023

son of a wizard

A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.

Son of a wizard, my pants fell off.

by Capt Awol January 16, 2008

The Trash Can Wizard

The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.

This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.

The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.

If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.

by Mister Jordan January 20, 2009

Pussy Wizard

A good looking man that ends up fucking whichever chick he sets his mind to no matter what the odds. Often the asshole of your friends. Most groups of friends will have a Pussy Wizard among them, as every group has an asshole.

she does hate him, but did that ever stop a pussy wizard like Robby.

by Pussy Wizard November 22, 2010

wizard cat

Someone who does a shit job at answering people and won't give them nut. Wizzy cat give me your fucking nut dammit! I will not hesitate to castrate you

Wizard cat cover me in your nut pls

by CaptainNibbles June 20, 2017

Ass Wisard

1. Mamas boy
2. Fag that goes to subway parties and does lean
3. Wigga that listens to fetty wap

1.
Mom: GIVE ME MY DAILY BLOWJOB OR ILL THROW YOU IN THE BDSM DUNGEON AGAIN
Ass Wisard: no plz not the nut cracker

2:

Ass Wisard: aye homie u goin to da party 2nite?
Guy: where at homes?
Ass Wisard: subway there's goin 2 b lean plz cum (in my mouth lul)
3:
Ughhh fetty wap IS MY DADDY

by Fagatron Mcsquisator June 18, 2016