Wide On 

When a female is sexually aroused

Girl 1:Check out that hot guy over there.
Girl 2: Oh yeah he's hot, he totally gives me a wide on.

Wide On by Honky Tonk Drea July 7, 2009

a mile wide and an inch deep

Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative

"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."

a mile wide and an inch deep by octopod April 10, 2004

Your Heighnesess Honey Wedge 

when man who is afraid of vaginas, overcomes his fear by roughly fucking one that has been out to sea for exactly 9 years and 63 days. It must also be covered in honey and barnacles.

After many years living in constant fear of the vagina a good 'ole boy from Mississippi showed how to do a tasty Your Heighnesess Honey Wedge.

Your Heighnesess Honey Wedge by The Ramada Inn Eripidease May 23, 2007

wedged 

staying up for 24 hours or more, with the intensive purpose of excusing all inappropriate behavior on your lack of sleep

don't pay any attention to him man, he's fucking wedged.

wedged by discordia August 17, 2005

widget 

In Mac OS X 10.4 and later, a HTML/Java/CSS based class of applications which runs on a separate desktop layer called the Dashboard. Dashboard is invoked by pressing F12 (default, can be changed in System Preferences) or by clicking on the Dashboard icon in the dock. They are meant to provide quick access to frequently used information, often live updated from the internet. For example, Apple includes a world clock, a flight tracker and a calculator, among others. Hundreds are available for download around the internet. See also Konfabulator, a similar system which predated the launch of OS X 10.4.

Don't bother with the fedex webpage, you can track that package with a widget instead.

Windows user: whoa, that's cool, how'd you do that?
Mac user: Those are dashboard widgets.
Windows user: Can I do that?
Mac User: No. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Windows user: I like typewriters.

widget by Chris September 3, 2005

fleet-wide-pussy 

A bitch with a pussy so deep and so wide that a fleet of Mack trucks could drive through it without touching the sides.

A girl sat down and then spread her legs to let her twat air out and truck drivers mistook her fleet-wide-pussy for a 4-lane tunnel.

fleet-wide-pussy by Misty Griffith March 30, 2009

Wide Screen High Definition Wall 

America’s Iron Curtain, the wall of infotainment that prevents Americans from getting the information most important to their daily lives. The consolidated mainstream media eclipsing free speech with commercial speech.

Corporate greed and the Right Wing agenda have been served by confining America behind a Wide Screen High Definition Wall.

Wide Screen High Definition Wall by Tony Hale May 12, 2008