Pre-weekend wasted 

Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.

"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."

"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"

Pre-weekend wasted by Ms. Blackout aka Jane March 13, 2009

Plan B Weekend

A plan be weekend is when you throw all caution to the wind and take your girl to creampie city all weekend, only to deal with it Monday by taking Plan B emergency contraception.

Them: How was your weekend?
Me: Excellent, creampied my old lady 6 times and went to the pharmacy this morning for the morning after pill.
Them: Ah, the plan b weekend

Plan B Weekend by pee80 July 16, 2018

Mom’s Weekend 

A weekend that the kids are staying with their dad (ex-husband/baby daddy) and mom has all weekend to do whatever she wants without any curfews or restrictions.

For mom’s weekend I’m going to get nasty throughout this house.

Mom’s Weekend by Lobo1492 August 1, 2020

5-Day-Weekend 

An event described in myth and legend only as bliss

Me: Hey bro, we have a 5-day-weekend

Friend: *dies*

5-Day-Weekend by verycewlperson March 28, 2023

Easter Weekend 

Slang for a night or series of nights involving lots of alcohol and debauchery.

Must be an above average night in terms of banter, alcohol consumption and general shenanigans.

"Looks like we've got the makings of crystal meth here sir"

"It's going to be an Easter Weekend to Remember!"

Easter Weekend by Grillin Tonight July 12, 2009

Bro weekend 

Starting usually Friday after school till Monday morning.

Hey bro, Bro weekend!

No doubt, make sure the bitches bring our sandwiches while we play COD.

Bro weekend by DaWillShaw December 8, 2010

something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

something for the weekend by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004