Assault Weapon

Can refer to multiple things:
a. Assault Rifle - a technical term used to describe a rifle with select fire capability, detachable magazine and that fired intermediate cartridge
b. Political term which is used in multiple bans, first started off in 1994 from Federal Assault Weapon Ban, which banned firearms by features and whether firearm can accept s detachable magazine.

Oh gosh we need to ban these assault weapons that have a shoulder thing that goes up!

Assault Weapon by anonymous January 12, 2026

Double-Loaded Weapon 

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.

Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.

Double-Loaded Weapon by Captain Trifucta February 4, 2010

Far long range weapon 

Something my stupid friend said when he had a shot gun

Far long range weapon

Far long range weapon by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019

Personal Defence Weapon 

A class of compact firearms, essentially hybrids between Assault Rifles and Sub-Machine Guns. Designed to be both small and light so they can be carried by Non-combatant Personnel, but still have the capability to penetrate modern ballistic body armour. This is usually achieved by utilising special cartridges, such as the 5.7x28mm FN or the 4.6x30mm HK. Very effective in Close Quarter Combat, this class of firearms has been adopted by several Special Forces, Law Enforcement Agencies and Counter-Terrorist Units.

Notable examples include the FN P90, the HK MP7, the PDW Version of the FN SCAR and the AAC Honey Badger.

...so then these Paratroopers went for our Supply Personnel, assuming that they were easy bait. But luckily, they were equipped with Personal Defence Weapons and managed to hold them back until combatant units were on place.

Personal Defence Weapon by Ashirg April 16, 2020

Ben the weapon 

It says it all the in the title (and on the end of his 5ft nob). He's a weapon

Is that? NO WAY! that 40 year old is with Ben the weapon

Ben the weapon by ManagerMan May 9, 2022

A Right Near Weapon 

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast

Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon

A Right Near Weapon by Jonathan Ojong September 2, 2022

AM Meli 5th Weapon 

5th weapon for Assault Mode Berserk Meliodas given to him 13 october for JP server and 18 october for Global, finally, after that long time

- "Hey, AM Meli 5th weapon has become reality."
- "I've waited for this 4-no 22 months for this!"

AM Meli 5th Weapon by bogalo4 October 12, 2022