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sprint walker

someone who while running any amount of distance, will sprint at full speed for some time, then begin to walk for some more, and repeat the process until they have gone the full distance. They are undeniably some of the worst and most annoying people.
*while running a two mile race*
Sarah: "Ugh, look at Tristan, he's a sprint walker."
Milly: "Ew, I can't stand those people."
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Lauren Walker

Lauren is someone I always want to be around. Whenever I’m in a bad or not feeling it, Lauren’s smile brightens up my mood. Honestly Lauren is the nicest person I’ve met in a while with good intentions no matter what. She puts her friends ahead of herself and acts selfless. Lauren is also very pretty and always something I could stare at for hours without getting bored. It seems to me as if talking to her feels like only 30 mins but in reality is always more. She is someone you should be happy to have in your life because you won’t meet anybody else like Lauren Walker.
Lauren Walker is always so nice
by Roorororoororr November 25, 2019
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box walker

Stop being such a box walker!
by Keanydleene June 1, 2019
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max walker

Max walker has to be the most wonderful person on the entire planet of earth. He loves Ella Smith forever and ever and he is the best of the best. He is totally swagalicious and has all of the ladies coming after him. He is definitely my favorite person. Posted by Ella Smith
Max Walker and Ella- I ship it.
by Ella loves me November 28, 2017
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Walkers Wank

When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.
Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.
by AhmedJihadsAlot May 13, 2018
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Walker of Shame

Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.
Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!
by SildogintheNatti June 13, 2016
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Max walker

A fat kid who manages to masturbate with there flab
Person 1: god I hate max walker
Person 2: but he does have talent
by You.mama February 16, 2018
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