Wake, spank and bake

When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.

Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."

by pothead86 August 21, 2009

wake me up inside

A very emo song used in many memes and jokes. A popular song by Evanescence.

My friend Brooklynn is so emo. "WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDE!" Brooklynn shouts everyday.

by SmolG_ March 20, 2017

wakely

A beautiful maiden who hails from the far away reaches of Middle Earth. Believed to be an elven princess, Wakely contains the secrets to the outer reaches of the Pegasus System, and is the last surviving resident of Atlantis. She recently made a cameo on the hit Sci-Fi television smash hit, Doctor Who, playing the role of Doctor Who, a smash hit series in both England and London.

Wakely currently resides in the electrical closet of the second floor new wing, and only comes out during passing period to feast upon young virgins.

That Wakely is one hot mama.

by James? November 2, 2006

Wake up text

It's when you text someone late night, midday, AM or when you assume the other person is asleep and you've got something pointless to say and you start out a very pointless conversation with a text that reads... "Wake up text". This text may be altered in any means necessary to suit your style as long as the phrase "Wake up text" is still included and in the same exact order with "Wake" right before "up" and followed by "text"

It is 4am at Purdue and Gerard is studying. Rigorously.

Meanwhile, Don at UIC lays his head on his Barney pillow.

Gerard text's: Wake up text
Don replies: Thanks. What you doin?
*Texting continues through the night*

::ALTERED VER::
Gerard text's: Wake up text bith!
Don replies: **DOESN'T REPLY**

by G.Rad May 6, 2009

Wake Off

To wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. Combination of waking up and whacking off.

This morning I woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn't have gotten out of bed if I didn't wake off.

by Sunblazer November 30, 2009

Waken Baken

When you smoke weed right after you wake up.

Hey man what are you doing?" "Waken Baken.

by ThatOne HighGuy January 10, 2011

Wind Waker

A good game over all. A new direction for the Zelda series, the game being released in 2002. It feels good playing with a bunch of awesome new sword tricks and stuff.

Wind Waker is a great game for most people.

by yosistersbrother November 27, 2011