1. a person who dates/enters into a relationship with another person who is much older/ancient, such that the are figuratively circling the person, waiting for them to die
2. a young person waiting to collect inheritance from a much older person or group of people
2. a young person waiting to collect inheritance from a much older person or group of people
Bill "Did you hear Jim is going out with that cougar?"
Phill "Yeah, he's such a vulture. Isn't she like 90 or something?"
I only visit grandpa because he is rich and old, does that make me a vulture?
Phill "Yeah, he's such a vulture. Isn't she like 90 or something?"
I only visit grandpa because he is rich and old, does that make me a vulture?
by karasu of relationships August 17, 2010
The news commentator swooped down on this morning's story of a tragic drowning like a blame vulture, criticizing the city's reduced lifeguarding hours.
by kerrita banana July 06, 2012
the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.
by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020
by pseudophobic January 12, 2012
One who angles for friendships or chumming with a Catholic celebrity for the name dropping clout. They make friends with people considered "celebrities" in Catholic circles in order to become well known themselves.
When that new author came into town, the poor guy was surrounded by Catholic celebrity culture vultures trying to be his new best friend.
by LizzY23 April 24, 2023
Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.
by bobistheowl October 15, 2017
Id say 'accident' for now. Get your friends to organize a family therapist, at some point they'll find out its suicide and you need to make sure it's age appropriate. Identify the drama vultures and avoid them, they'll blab and blab loudly and you don't want them finding out too soon from the wrong person.
There will be drama vultures, usually loud, usually easy to vocal, unable to change the topic, they'll push their way in, they'll want to talk about it for hours when all you'll want to do is relax and grieve. Just avoid them and put your friends in interference. r/u/JesstheJaffa
There will be drama vultures, usually loud, usually easy to vocal, unable to change the topic, they'll push their way in, they'll want to talk about it for hours when all you'll want to do is relax and grieve. Just avoid them and put your friends in interference. r/u/JesstheJaffa
by underthesand May 27, 2015