Vertical Kiss

When a woman’s vagina farts on your mouth

“Dude, you won’t believe what Martha did to me!”

“What did she do?” “She vertical kissed me.”

by Spaycee April 4, 2021

4000-Vertical

A term in mountain climbing that refers to elevation. Also a sexual term that refers to the act of climbing on top of a fat chick.

That chick I went home with last night ended up being so big I was exhausted after the 4000-vertical just to get in position!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

vertical grillpiece

when the bottom part of your face is longer than the rest of your face.

dang son, get out of here before i steal that vertical grillpiece

by russell mo mo haka dookie hoe October 22, 2003

in-vertising

In-vertising is a marketing strategy wherein the target audience is pressured into buying a product or service they may or may not need by the intentional insinuation that the audience member must buy the product in order to retain or boost their social standing. In-vertising is often a multi-part scheme which involves manipulation of pop media to increase the popularity of assets heralded herein to be critical to higher social function, such as a song, catch phrase or brand identification.

Some common examples of in-vertising:

Volkswagon's commercials often use obscure musical pieces, which are then pushed to radio and clubs, thereby becoming popular, having the effect that when people hear the tune they find it familiar and question "where have I heard this?" which leads back to Volkswagen's product, thus gaining market exposure for such product.

Apple uses a similar marketing tactic in which an obscure (or established) piece of music is played while the product is moved about on the screen in a pattern that draws the viewer's attention.

Such ads often employ other attention-drawing tactics such as the use of high contrast images (tagged in most of society's brain as the format for important alerts such as street signs and warning labels) and the repetition of recognizable catch phrases (ie "hi I'm a Mac, and I'm a PC").

by Spirit Bear September 21, 2007

vertical hierarchy

The order of the values contained in a radix or the order of letters in an alphabet.

Vertical hierarchy does not refer to the order of letters in a word but rather to the order of leters in the alphabet.

by Patrick Eberhart May 28, 2006

verticalized

the act of getting up from a sleeping or loafing position. to become vertical

after sleeping all night long, the alarm went off and i knew it was time to get verticalized.

by kell bell frm warner robins October 7, 2009

vertling

A great friend, meme maker, and artist. He makes quality edits and profile pictures on Instagram. Give him a follow @vertling

Cool Boi: did you see vertling’s new post?
Cool Boi 2: yeah it was great 😎😎

by ryan.jk May 28, 2018