Verdiculous

When the word ridiculous just isn't good enough to convey how ridiculous something really is.

Al: Did you hear about those morons who did the bird box challenge?

Pacino: Yeah...those idiots are so verdiculous.

by Topper Harley 2019 January 18, 2019

verdanta

when you drop something on the floor like a total mong

"Oh no, I've verdanta'd my soup all over my lap

by random person 401 March 15, 2019

Vendor-agnostic

Not tied to the products of a specific manufacturer. (Usually computer related)

Instead, newly developed components can be integrated in a modular framework with a vendor-agnostic, multi-source solution. The modular open systems approach, or MOSA, uses accessible, published standards that are open for government and industry to work toward.

by Dickless Tracy June 21, 2019

Verbonieum

A state of mind where there is a lot of distortion in your head.

Honey I think I’m having verbonieum today

by DJLILNUKE August 29, 2019

vendork

Sales entity - person or company unit - not properly educated regarding product or its target audience. The type of person who, when asked in personal life what kind of computer s/he has, would sincerely answer, "a grey one." This same lack of understanding also pervades its approach to sales and support .
The word itself is a simple portmanteau of "vendor" and "dork."

We told the vendork we needing an IT infrastructure for data exchanges and processing of anywhere from 1024 to 65536 terabytes per day with near-instant recall and integration of prior data and faultless backups for data security and he, honestly, suggested we might start by checking IKEA for some sturdy shelves.

by OzoneBoy September 5, 2019

verdammte Minze

verdammte Minze Means FUCKING MINT in german

Truck with two different wheels cause don’t feel like changing them FUCKING MINT/verdammte Minze

by Swaglettuce October 11, 2019

verd

vivian esmeralda rachel daniel

verd was used when the best friends cut the forest as a team for fuel

by juandick December 8, 2019