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Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart
Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018
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Venezuelan Piñata

The sexual act of a naked man doing a handstand while resting his legs against a wall (or pressing himself between two walls so he’s not touching the floor) while a partner (or multiple) beats his genitals with a stick until he has an orgasm (candy) or falls.
Mike had to call in sick because he was still sore from being the Venezuelan piñata at his girlfriends party.
by JimboShrimp April 17, 2018
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veneereal disease

A serious skin-infection caused by excessive handling of decorative wood products.
I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
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venefake disease

A derisive reference to a phony claim of having an STD that a girl voices in order to either avoid having sex or vengefully cause some innocent clean-living dude to be shunned by the other ordinarily-willing chicks in town.
Tiffany claims that she contracted an STD from Brandon, but I know that he is super-healthy and always keeps himself very clean "down there", so I strongly suspect that she's only got a venefake disease.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
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venenarmys

A Protection squad made by brazilian armys with the intention to defend both BTS and their fandom against cyberbulliers, difamation and antis.

Official members can be found using the symbol ‘뱀’ with their nicknames and in the following list on @venenarmys twitter.
Anti: oh it must be venenarmys again, jesus

Person A: venenarmys legends as always

Person B: venenarmys worldwide

Person C: yes! Let’s call venenarmys they can handle this
by yongichi March 21, 2018
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Veneski

The Veneski is the correct name most commonly known as the foreskin. The forskin can be removed witha simple procedure, the foreskin is opened, adhesions are removed, and the foreskin is separated from the glans.
Hey Jeff! Do you still have your Veneski?
by Veneski July 10, 2018
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Venetian manners

Aggressive and hostile behavior, particularly towards tourists in popular tourist destinations.
Did you see that short haired, female store clerk scream and insult tourists in Italian? She had a bad case of Venetian manners.
by Wanderer777 July 12, 2018
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