vegan cig

a flimsy excuse to leave a situation all while sounding nice, pretentious, and maybe a little edgy

short for vegan cigarette

yeah i can't with this, i'm gonna go smoke a vegan cig

the things i'd do for a vegan cig right now

he left to smoke his vegan cig or whatever

by flashmobgary March 29, 2023

Vegan juice

vegan juice is monster ultra and is a good source of drink for vegans as it is less in sugar and just a good energy source

“Give me some of that vegan juice” “vegan juice is so good”

by veganjuice.lol:) March 31, 2020

That vegan teacher

That vegan teacher is a Canadian vegan who teaches people about vegan things on TikTok, Youtube, and Instagram, but was banned from them multiple times except for Youtube, but hopefully gets banned from Canada aswell.

Jeffrey: I love that vegan teacher so much!
Aaron: GTFO

by big_chair June 4, 2021

vegan hoddog

The best kind of hoddog (Hoddog- a word used to make hot dog sound more fluent) The are the moist hoddog's that squirt out juice when you bite into it. the taste the best and you always want to suck on it.

"I love VEGAN HODDOGS"
"Vegan hoddogs make me feel like a Daljot(Daljot- a name used for Vegan Hoddog king and the inventor of the Vegan Hoddog"

by Vegan Hodddog February 6, 2017

Reverse Vegan

The opposite of a vegan. They only eat meats, chemical filled foods, and processed foods.

I may not be a vegan, but I am not a Reverse Vegan like josh!

by Qwazwak April 26, 2015

vegan handshake

The act of jerking off with a piece of kale between your hand and your woodie to prevent direct interaction with red meat.

The young hipster yelled "who dat" to impress his friends in the other room while giving himself a vegan handshake.

by YardSaleP*ssy January 16, 2015

Vegan Douchebag

Someone who plagiarizes other peoples work in the pursuit of self aggrandizement whilst giving the appearance of being knowledgable, credible and holier than thou. The worst kind of intellectual thief. Known to hide when confronted. Will police comments on media to prevent having to deal with lack of originality. Does not credit the source.

Man oh man. he just swiped that content and posted it as his own, he's a fuckin' vegan douchebag.

by The Nodge Squad October 20, 2012