God, what a bitch. EVERYONE hates her ugh, she's a dealer that hides bodies behind Olive Garden. She has a YouTube channel with an intro that goes " Hi guys, Malaria here". And she's tried several times to kill her lover Abraham Lincoln before that shot got him. She's a goth vampire that is also dating Jesus himself.
by inaccurat October 25, 2018
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Hey valera, you got a cigarette or not?
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Valera
by pozitiv_tr July 7, 2017
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Person 1: whats your girlfriend's name again?
Person 2: Valerie Cruz
Person: Damnn so you got the world's perfect girl huh?
Person:2 yeah.
Person 2: Valerie Cruz
Person: Damnn so you got the world's perfect girl huh?
Person:2 yeah.
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my twin.
my but buddy.
my taco bell buddy.
my ride.
lol.
the girl who is better than you.
my friend not yours.
the sweetest girl in the world.
i love you valerie.
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by kostello October 18, 2008
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