Subtle Ugly

Posing for a photograph in a manner that is either intentionally or unintentionally unattractive. The person in the photograph appears as though he or she was trying to look attractive, but failed.

However, the ugliness of the photograph cannot be instantly or overtly noticeable. Instead, someone viewing the photograph will have to look twice to figure out what is off about it.
"Jefferson, I have a question. Did you go subtle ugly for this picture? Because you don't look quite up to your usual, gorgeous standards."
by allupinyourgrill September 02, 2009
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coyote ugly

As above, the man must gnaw off his arm to avoid waking the sleeping beast that he took home while drunk. I thought I might add what my dad calls "double coyote ugly" where the man gnaws off his other arm because he knows she'll be looking for a one armed man.
by Teh Devil's Advocate October 12, 2003
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Ugly Baby

A term used when a person's brain filter fails to catch a catastrophic social faux pas that causes a relationship to be strained and even terminate. Usually done when acting in a humorous setting, it appears to be harmless at first but the intended recipient either takes it wrong or someone eavesdropping gets butt hurt and starts acting like an ugly baby themselves.
Jaimie:"Hey Nick check out this pic of my god daughter, isn't she just the cutest?"
Nick:"Damn! that's an ugly baby!
Sasha:"What the fuck is he talkin about my little girl for!
Jaimie:"It was a joke..."
by Pally is Funny January 19, 2010
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The Ugly Barnacle

The best story ever written and told by Patrick Star
"I LOVE The Ugly Barnacle! Best story EVER!!"
by smobowser October 05, 2019
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ugly itis

ugly itis a person or something that is not only ugly damn ugly a way to tell someone they are extremely ugly or something that is extremely ugly
that girl has a major case of ugly itis

my neighbor bought a junk car that thing has a major case of ugly itis
by littlejimmie May 08, 2019
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ugly lights

The over-head lighting that comes on at a bar/club near closing time. Has the immediate affect of reversing beer goggles.

Immediately following the ugly lights is a half hour period of time where the desperate find their hookup for the evening and leave the bar.
We need to get out of here before the ugly lights come on and I see what I've been making out with really looks like
by kangamini April 24, 2005
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Tv Ugly

Gritty. Ugly that's suitable for television.
I wanted Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" ugly, not Cornelius on "Planet of the Apes" ugly. TV ugly, not ... ugly-ugly.
by Jules February 25, 2005
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