Tweetitus

a illness where you can't stop tweeting on twitter.

Bill has tweetitus, he just can't stop tweeting.

Angie needs a cure for her tweetitus; she can't get off twitter long enough to feed the dog.

by vampire_addict March 31, 2009

tweetfest

1: Twittering excessively.

2: To annoy followers with your twitter updates.

Annoyed twitter user: "OMG! Stop having a tweetfest and get a life!"

Obsessed twitter fan: "Fine! Freakin' idiot!"

by Xonus June 4, 2009

tweetkkake

A sudden burst of re-tweets among several followers. Usually in the middle of an unrelated Twitter conversation.

"I had to unfollow that guy because of his rampant tweetkkakery."

by elcocopeli July 21, 2009

tweetbooking

Updating every single thing you do throughout the day via Facebook, instead of using Twitter.

"I get so sick of logging on to Facebook, only to read tweetbookings of how Jennifer 'loves her new tampons', or John's rant about the local grocery store 'never stocking Magnum-sized condoms'. These people need Twitter."

by JoeStep November 15, 2009

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.

I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..

by vivavic vegas March 13, 2011

Tweet Leech

A person who parasitically latches on to a celebrity tweeter, incessantly retweeting and tagging them to draw popularity in a manner similar to that of a leech drawing blood.

Person A: MattandDavid tagged me in a tweet, and now I have 1263 followers!

Person B: How comes?

Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.

Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.

by bk-kaboom April 13, 2011

Snail tweet

A conventional postcard. As with Twitter, there is limited space for conveying the message.

You should see the snail tweet I got from Mary, while she was over in New Zealand. The scenery is gorgeous. She says she doesn't want to come home.

by cwhaley April 24, 2009