tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

by tendonitis October 20, 2008

suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

by Jay May 18, 2004

tender tuff

an erection. when you get a hard on. booner

Man,I got a tender tuff looking at that ass

by Mama2cita September 6, 2007

Tender tugger

Someone who would rather give a bad hand job then spread her legs and recieve the cock

Joe: "how was your date with Andy?"
Bob:" It sucked assballs man. I had no clue she was such a tender tugger"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

Tender nuggets

your nuts, balls, testicles...

yo man, I axed that girl if she wanted to do the wild thang and she done kick me in my tender nuggets.

by neekers February 23, 2011

tender box

A sensitive or tender girl or, anatomically speaking a sore or sensitive pussy.

When dealing with a tender box you've got to take it slow.

by clevergrl December 30, 2011

Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel

1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."

by tendonuts June 12, 2014