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Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014
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tree fitty

(also known as $3.50)For all you people that watch South Park its what you don’t want to give that girl scout because its about that time you'll realize that’s not a girl scout that’s the lock ness monster and he'll keep coming back for more.
"what do you want lock ness monster" "i need about tree fitty"
by the Klave December 11, 2008
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tree hugger

An Enviornmentalist
by Nick April 17, 2003
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holiday tree

A phrase used by folks who feel vaguely guilty about celebrating Christmas, and decide to pretend that what they are doing is celebrating some "universal" holiday that uses "universal holiday" trees.
Gee guys, I really want a Christmas tree, but I don't want to feel like I'm excluding anyone...why don't I call it a Holiday Tree and pretend that every other religion is "pretty much like Christianity"?
by jff362 April 23, 2007
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tree jizz

Pollen created by trees, which is used in fertilization, that some people may consider sex. Usually used by humans which are allergic to the pollen, dendrophiliacs, or those inclined toward anthropomorphism.
Fucking tree jizz drives my sinuses insane!
by Chris Fancsy October 23, 2006
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Beermas Tree

A Christmas tree that is made by stacking tons of Beer cans.
Person #1: Yo bro beans what should we do with all these empty beer cans.

Person#2: Lets make a Beermas Tree to celebrate the holidays
by tfman November 11, 2011
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Porcupine Tree

A progressive rock band from Hemel Hempstead in England. Founded by multi-instrumentalist and production mastermind, Steven Wilson, Porcupine Tree has managed to defy genres by blending in styles of psychedelia, ambient, and avant-garde in order to create rich, organic musical landscapes that are refreshing and compulsively seductive.

(In case any of you are wondering, Steven has gone on record to say that the name Porcupine Tree is a nostalgic term, harkening back to the days of creative and ambitious musicians whose names were as interesting as their music)

Possibly the greatest rock band of this generation.
If you like thoughtful, flawlessly executed, and richly textured rock music that isn't afraid to venture into unknown territories, you need look no further than Porcupine Tree.
by SirTarquinUnderspoon February 20, 2010
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