meat leash

The man's appendage that a woman leads him around by

She's has him so pussy-whipped - she just grabs his meat leash and she can drag him anywhere.

by papadac April 24, 2007

Meat Drunk

Feeling or acting impaired after consuming large quantities of animal flesh in one sitting.

We went to the Brazilian steakhouse last night, and two hours in everybody was giggling and falling out of their chair. We were meat drunk.

by wonderweasel February 3, 2010

meat market

Well stated above.
A sleazy, cheazy bar or club where the only reason anyone goes there is to pick up. If you're not there for this reason then you'll have a terrible night being unwantingly groped and hit-on. Girl's and guy's grind amongst one another to see who they will fuck in the bathroom or take home.

"'Scruffy Murphys' is a meat market. All foreign backpackers and shit trying to force themselves onto skanky ho's."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Meat Funnel

noun. A vagina, or woman's/gay man's anus during sexual intercourse.

My lawyer, Bill, was so eager to tell me that his secretary Mark has a much tighter meat funnel then his own wife has.

by cyberobotic July 30, 2010

Cookin' meat

Means awesome or great.

Another use is "let's cook some meat",meaning let's go/ let's do this.

First person: "Let's go out tonight. "
Second person:" Cookin' meat! " / "Cookin'!" /Yeah, let's cook some meat"

by DickFelleHome🅱️oi July 21, 2021

meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.

"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."

by daveyboy682 January 3, 2008

Good Meat

A modern scots saying to describe an inedible object that causes an overpowering urge to chew or bite

"did you see those shoes?" "no" "shit son, they were good meat"

by MARVIN STRAIGHTE September 1, 2013