Max: "Dude have you seen the yard four houses down on the left"
John: "Yeah it's got garbage all over the grass and do they even clean their dog's shit up?"
Max: "Can you say Whiskey Tango"
John "I hear that"
John: "Yeah it's got garbage all over the grass and do they even clean their dog's shit up?"
Max: "Can you say Whiskey Tango"
John "I hear that"
by sheepyz July 17, 2012
When a girl pretends to be dried up from too much whiskey consumption, but really just doesn't want to have sex with the disgusting beast laying next to her.
by Statie November 11, 2010
by SmokeyJ July 12, 2005
when you're all revved up and they can't get/keep it up; the most disappointing occurrence known to women-kind
Girl 1: So how was your night last night?
Girl 2: horrible, I was ready to fuck but he got whiskey dick.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard that's a problem people have been having with with adam
Adam: ***crying***
Girl 2: horrible, I was ready to fuck but he got whiskey dick.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard that's a problem people have been having with with adam
Adam: ***crying***
by yeplee April 17, 2015
Whiskey Drinker is usually a cheap assed, nasty smelling mother fucker. This term has become famous due a song called Whiskey Drinker written by jono_not_bono from the Dirty Keys. The song is dirty, vulgar and definitely to be listened to
You're a Whiskey Drinker mate. You Cheap Assed, Whiskey Drinking, Kiddie Fiddling, Mother Fucker.
www.myspace.com/dirtykeys
www.myspace.com/dirtykeys
by Billy Lords May 22, 2008
When a guy is horny as hell, and has had a lot of booze to drink. His dick might be small, and it might take forever to get to orgasm, but he still cums all over the place.
Oh man, I got wasted and fucked that chick, but I had whiskey dick. She was squealing for me to cum, and man, it took me forever, but when I did, she was pleased...and drenched!
by Arieh August 08, 2006
Similar to "whiskey dick", whiskey nips refers to a woman's inability to reach climax via breast stimulation due to severe inebriation.
Tom: "...what's taking so long?"
Luke: "Sorry, I drank too much loko tonight"
Tom: "Dammit Luke, you've got whiskey nips again!"
Cale: "No homo."
Luke: "Sorry, I drank too much loko tonight"
Tom: "Dammit Luke, you've got whiskey nips again!"
Cale: "No homo."
by BasementMonster June 19, 2011