masturbate

How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?

Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!

by FatFastStrong October 20, 2009

Masturbation

The one thing that gives most guys pleasure

Yo, holy shit. Masturbation makes my bed a sad ice skating rink

by Samsational Punlord October 21, 2019

masturbate

Shaking hands with benjamin franklin

johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

masturbate

Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking

If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.

by Shandy lover April 29, 2003

masturbate

to stimulate the genetails mainly

1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty

by lucas bolton April 06, 2006

Masturbate

Sex with yourself

Ariana Grande: Hey Siri, what does masturbate mean?
Siri: Masturbate means to foreplay onto yourself, sometimes adding another organism to it, taking your finger to your clitorus to finding you g-spot.
Ariana Grande: TMI

by 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89 April 05, 2017

Masturbation

The act of looking or staring intently at something for no appearent reason. If more than two people are doing this, it is called a Circle Jerk.

I love masturbation because it gives me time to really observe the world.

by Jackin_cummin_charlie October 17, 2010