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tipsy mcstagger

This is the person at the party that is so drunk they can't stand up for long without falling over.
Guy 1: Check out tipsy mcstagger over there acting the fool. Guy 2: I see him. Hope he doesn't come over here. Guy 1: Me too. I think he went to Swigmore U.
by jimmybomm May 6, 2021
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tipsy-twirly

When a man during sexual intercourse flips their partner upside down mid air and starts plowing them while said upside down partner begins to shit themselves in excitement.
The shitting of the partner forms a uneasy yet satisfying sensation that makes both parties extremely happy afterward.
The tipsy-twirly is commonly used to solve toxic relationships/marriages and help with mental stability
Man#1: yo me and this bitch did the tipsy-twirly last night that shit had me in shambles
Man#2: cap, u get no bitches
Man#1: suck my dick
by Giga-nigga booty blaster 33 October 17, 2022
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tipsy tank

The tipsy tank is when you are getting a blow job and four red solo cups full of beer are poured on your penis.
Person 1: “ stacey was giving me a blow job a some then she pored four red solo cups full of beer on my dick.”

Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”

Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”

Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!

Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!

Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”

Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”

Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?

Person 2 “sure”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023
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tissuephobia

A phobia of unused or used tissues or napkins to the point were you run away when someone uses one near you.
don't put that tissue near me, don't you know i have tissuephobia?
by jonpussyslayer October 12, 2023
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Penoidal Tissue Breath

A general insult implying the receiving party is a useless tool and a low-life. Usually hurled at males.

Alt:
Used as a term of endearment between members of a close group of friends.

Obs:
PTB which has much less impact and is rarely used.
"Did you hear that?"
"Uh, yeah. Pretty much a dork-fart."
"What kind of penoidal tissue breath would say something like that?"
"Dunno. But he's gonna get raked."

Alt:
"Where's penoidal tissue breath?"
"Oh, he's passed out in the bathroom."
"Is he breathing?"
"Hell if I know."
"Cool, throw me a beer."
by Alfred E. Neuman Jr July 7, 2008
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warning tissue

These are facial tissues that are differently colored from the box's primary supply. They are located towards the end of the tissue box's lifespan. These serve as a warning to all users that the box's supply will soon run out and that it's time to purchase a new box of tissues.
"Dude, the next tissue isn't the same color!"
"Yeah, that's the warning tissue, you better get a new box! This one's almost out."
by AnotherAlternativeAnonymous October 18, 2012
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Green Tissue

A slang term for a joint. Is mostly used if the joint's purpose was to drown ones sorrow but can be used in a standard sense.
"Damn bro my entire world went upside down after Lily cheated"

"Here bro take some of these Green Tissues it'll get ya mind off it man"
by epicbullet497 June 25, 2018
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