existential threat

Something that will destroy humanity and even the Earth. This is often pushed by the media to get everybody paranoid for ratings.

An existential threat can be a nuclear Holocaust that never happens.

by Me Roboto December 15, 2022

Blockbuster and cock thruster

Do I even need to explain

Hey kid,you wanna good Old blockbuster and cock thruster

by Sjfkd April 23, 2018

Retroactive Threat

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.

Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.

by thegranitehills September 5, 2010

Deep threat

When you're getting all emotional and take a banana to bed with you. Half of you wants to eat it, the other half wants to talk dirty to it. For some reason ford employees are especially susceptible to the bananas sexiness.

Deep threat
"Ugh I hate you so much banana!! You shoulda never been bor.... what's that you say banana? My pillow is soft?! Why yes it is! I really like yellow. Yellow like the colour of lemons - fuck You banana! You'll never be a lemon!! God you feel so ripe..."

by Gashgirl March 29, 2017

triple threat

A woman with a distinct combination of at least three attractive features.
Usually includes, but is not limited to, a pretty face, a huge peachy booty, and relatively large breasts.

This can also include other feature combinations, such as having a great personality, or a beautiful mind.

I don't always chase after girls. But when I do, she's gotta be a triple threat!

See pretty-thick.

by lewdnano October 27, 2018

Garage Dangle Thrust Pong

A high stakes game of honour and athletic prowess involving the 'thrusting' of an object, known as a "dangle-berry", which is suspended by a piece of string from the roof of a garage (or "car-hold" if you wanna be a jerk about it)

The game plays in the style of classic pong with 2 opponents thrusting madly, and often violently, at the "dangle-berry"; each attempting to outclass and outwit their opponent thereby achieving ultimate satisfaction and recognition in the 'GDTP Deathmatch Arena - of Death"

Bj - "Yo Soph, GDTP?"

Soph - "Wurrrrrd"

Adam (reigning GDTP champion) - "In Garage Dangle Thrust Pong, your only goal is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by BjLoh October 14, 2010

Venezuelan Cock Thrust

During intercourse with a left-wing/socialist female, the act of quoting Venezuela's former President, Hugo Chavez, in order to arouse the female. For better results, wearing a red beret and military boots is highly encouraged. Doggy-style is a must.

-"She wasn't too much into me, but I applied a Venezuelan Cock Thrust and she fucked me like she was fucking Chavez himself".

-"I pulled a Venezuelan Cock Thrust on the Bernie Sanders supporter last night... Worked like a charm".

by youreallydon'twanttoknow January 22, 2016