metaphysical virus

An energetic virus contracted by hanging around people who are unconscious, un-evolved and bare the resemblance of a troll.

"I caught a metaphysical virus yesterday at that party under the 110 fwy."
"i think i caught a metaphysical virus last night from that soulless stripper."

by Beezyannie February 22, 2014

Corona Virus

An idiotic plauge that closes schools so that people don't get decent grades. Also called CoVid-19.

John:Hi! How's it in school?
Anne: Dunno. The Corona Virus closed litterally everything.
John:Oh right. Then my library book will be 3 years late instead of 2...

by 100YRS March 19, 2020

Corona Virus

Corona Virus, also known as Covid-19, is a highly-contacted virus that spreads through any living animal, thing, or person. This virus currently has over 8 million cases in the USA, and 29 million worldwide.

Sanna: Name one thing that you should wear your masks for, wash your hands 3 times daily, and social distance?
N/A: The Corona Virus, of course! Stay safe!

by ActuallyAva September 30, 2020

T-Virus

Tyrant virus”. Originally part of the Resident Evil world, also used to describe the followers of Donald Trump.

“I saw Sally wearing a MAGA hat. She’s obviously been infected with the T-Virus”.

by Rickindenver November 30, 2019

1620 virus

Stomping someone in pool and making them cry because you're so good.

I just 1620 virused Gijs

by BOOOOOOOOT February 17, 2022

bitch virus

A non contagious virus that makes women or men act like bitches

George: oh great here comes Margret let's hope the bitch virus left her and that she's in a better mood and has a better attitude today and Peter too both have the bitch virus
Nathan: me too man I hope so too

by elsa'sfriend May 3, 2019

the lily virus

when your hole smells like shit. occasionally leaving stains wherever you sit.

she has the the lily virus.

by theitalianwaspy July 6, 2018