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Sauerkraut Pounder

when a man of german decent will take his haus frau to their marital bed and pull out a jar of sauerkraut juice and his sausage. the juice is then used in a variety of sexual acts including oral anal vaginal sex. the juice is used as a lubricant and increases the fertility of the haus frau. it can be used on occasion when conventional lube cannot be found. substitutes include pickle juice and literally any other fermenting liquid
My girl and I are getting bored, we’re thinking of trying the sauerkraut pounder tonight.
by lards mccoy February 13, 2020
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poop pounder

compressing poops doing anal intercourse...or pound the poops further..
Pat repaired the toilet floating plug so there will be enough water inside tank force the poops down when flushing. Pat is known for being the best poop pounder!
by MNPumamaster December 7, 2015
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Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman
"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"
by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018
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pudding pounder

Type of weapon used by native American tribes as a war club.
He pounded him to death with his pudding pounder.
by Kristal the Herman November 22, 2021
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Pounder

Dude, after last night I woke up with a pounder.
by Trognasty June 7, 2018
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Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024
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Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.
Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.
by Tolonoman February 25, 2023
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