Nose Laughing

When you are trying to conceal a laugh so you laugh through your nose.

I was Nose Laughing so much at work today my boss almost caught me.

by scooty mcdooty August 20, 2014

nose diaper

Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.

Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.

by El_Dre July 14, 2010

Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.

Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.

by OhWhat? July 11, 2010

nose missile

When a snot projectile is ejected as a result of sneezing.

Brad's nose missile barely missed hitting Rita's blouse.

by Bob Velvetta June 11, 2017

Nose pubes

Nose hair that has grown so long it is noticed by others.

Should have been shaved before others noticed.

Also know as nasal hair or nose hair.

I went on a blind date but all I could notice was his nose pubes.

by RichGermanChocolate December 27, 2018

Nose polish

A variation of the widely loved facial; Instead of cumming on the face, right before ejaculation, you put your dick at the victims nostril and cum in her nose, in such way that she snorts the cum in her nose, thus getting a nose polish!

It's a must-have skill in any experienced sex athletes repertoir!

Roz, stop giving me a nose polish all the time! I just want a classic facial!

by Roz2x December 22, 2018

Nose Bucket

N. Someone who shows no restraint when it comes to other people's business.
2. Someone who's nose is as big as a bucket.

I.E. Neighbor who rakes his concrete while staring at the cops in your driveway.

I'm going to introduce myself to my nose Bucket neighbor who seems intent on raking his driveway while the police are at my house.

by Beatrice123 February 15, 2009