inter-continental ballistic missile

A missile which is used for very long ranged attacks, often between continents; hence, inter-continental. These missiles often carry nuclear material which is used to create large explosions, such as those used by the United States during World War II.

The inter-continental ballistic missile completely devastated the country because of it's extreme heat and radiation.

by Michael Biz May 21, 2008

A Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."

by ProtoZone March 28, 2011

heat seaking moisture missile

Slang term for the penis

I hit her with the heat seaking moisture missile.

by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003

mad gear and the missile kid

The name MCR (my chemical romance) released an EP for in (I think) 2010

The Killjoys love the band mad gear and the missile kid

by frank quiero March 1, 2017

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile

The mans fluid he releases while ejaculating

i shot my heat seaking moisture missiles right in her death star

by R Yung Hoodz April 4, 2005

Heat-Seeking Meat Missile

(noun) another name for the male sex organ, the penis.

I ploughed his ass with my heat-seeking meat missile. There was cum everywhere.

by The_XY_Guy June 18, 2020

steely-eyed missile man

A man's man. Especially a military man who is willing to place himself in harm's way for the good of his unit or its mission. Also, any man who weighs his own desires and aspirations against the needs and welfare of others less powerful than himself. Any male, protective provider capable of violence against those who would harm the weak, but not overly quick to "bring it."

Grandchild: "Why are Grandpa's hands so stiff and sore?"

Father: " 'Cuz he spent his life fighting in wars so you won't have to."

Grandpa: "Shut up, boy, you'll make him into a pussy."

Father: "Give me a break, Pop, I want him to be a steely-eyed missile man just like you."

by Il Dost May 1, 2010