the droids you are looking for

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along.

Secretly, they are the droids you are looking for, but you will never know.
Stupid Storm Trooper

by General Kenobi May 24, 2014

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

Loot the snootch

When you ravage that pussy.

Stephanie would not let John loot the snootch.

by Blueitr August 22, 2016

Looking for the Boston Market

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market

by Jerz26 January 17, 2014

Never look a gifted horse in the mouth

"Never look a gift horse in the mouth" or "long in the tooth" are both expressions we often hear but not quite comprehend what it really means. Many may interpret is as "don't question an intelligent person" or "don't question the value of a gift". The following are two types of meaning of the phrase.

THE ETYMOLOGY MEANING:
"Don't check his age." Traditionally, horsemen use teeth as a guide to determine the horse's age. This practice is not foolproof but many factors contribute when evaluating a horse's age. Deciduous teeth (milk teeth) are grown shortly after birth. They're paler and shorter than adult teeth. They gradually shed by the age of five and are replaced by permanent teeth with a concave surface which are larger and darker in colour. At the age of ten , the Galvayne's groove begins to appear and by the age of fifteen the groove would have reached half way down the tooth. When the horse reaches its mid twenties, the Galvayne's groove begins to disappear and entirely vanish, when they are old.

IDIOM MEANING:
a) Don't try to evaluate a gift
b) be appreciative of a gift regardless whether it's big or small, instead of wanting something big and better.
c) be grateful and accept what is given.
d) don't question what is given to you, accept it as it is.

Harry Styles: Don't evaluate a girl by the size of her diamond ring. The grading or ranking scale that its is measured against may not be of importance to her. She may have deliberately skipped Chem class knowing that she will fail the unit on the 4C's.

Pinto's father taught her a valuable lesson in life which is "Never look a gifted horse in the mouth."

Expecting a horse for her 12th birthday, Pinto was disappointed when her father Miguel gifted her a cow in a ribbon.

by Toilet paper pessimist February 3, 2018

look like the cat swallowed the canary

to have a knowing and self-satisfied smile on one's face; to be pleased with oneself, often because one has done something which one knows was wrong but which was very enjoyable.

1. when the teacher came into the classroom, the students sat there looking like cats that swallowed the canaries
2. don't trust karen, she looks like the cat swallowed the canary...i know what you're up tp karen!!
: look like the cat swallowed the canary

by a very tired student September 24, 2018

loose off the goose

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).

I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.

by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016