Hooker

Christia Miller

do you wanna be a christina miller? hooker

by -Ama May 8, 2011

mexican hooker

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature

I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

Hooker slit

A unnecessarily long slit in a skirt or dress. Usually reserved for women who shouldn't be wearing such things.

I could see that fat bitch's panties through her hooker slit.

by Piavenger July 22, 2011

hooker baiting

Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.

Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.

Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.

When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.

The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.

Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting

Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.

by Roger the arms dealer July 12, 2009

Fancy Hooker

One who approaches someone with complete and utter respect. Who dresses in the fanciest of clothing. she would preform fellatio and just about anything else at a expensive price. the bitch aint cheap! she only have sexy time on 3000 thread count sheets and you have to pay 80 bucks extra for her to swallow.

Sentence: "Man that fancy hooker took a lot out of me last night, i lost $1000."

by Renigade 4 Lyf3 November 6, 2013

Hylian hooker

a woman that offers her services in the magical world of hyrule

Link:"Hey zelda how much for your royal presence?"
Zelda:"Whaaaaa? leave me, I ain't no hylian hooker"

by Creamytart12 November 5, 2014

Hooker's Toothbrush

An act, usually done after a night of partying or vomiting, that involves a person gargling or swishing alcohol to clean one's mouth. The stronger the alcohol, the better. Vodka is typically used, but can be used with any drink.

Tina was too hungover to clean herself up, so she used a hooker's toothbrush to freshen up.

by Peace_Dollar23 March 19, 2018