drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.

“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”

by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018

arkansas cheesecake

When you ejaculate inside a person, and then let it drip out to top a cheesecake. Then serve the cheesecake to someone on their birthday

Jo got an Arkansas cheesecake for her 30th birthday

by 417smokey May 23, 2023

Cheesecake

Having sex with a girl while having cheese on your penis

“I had so much cheese on my dick i gave her a cheesecake”

by OJ_Esptein January 6, 2024

Cheesecake

A person that is Part Caucasian and Part Ashkenazi-Jew

Did you know that that guy who always expresses deep hatred towards Jews is actually a Cheesecake?

by QOS_69 November 23, 2019

Give her some more cheesecake

Something so funny for no reason

Seeing someone nod their head in a weird way* “omg Audrey that is so give her some more cheesecake”

by Anna23453cats December 24, 2023

Copenhagen Cheesecake

When a girl with a yeast infection sits on a guy's face and queefs in his mouth

Guy 1: I was with this chick last night and she queefed on my face.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.

by Dave-Landon December 18, 2018

douglas cheesecake

The best guinea pig to ever fly in from the cosmos

Douglas Cheesecake is a righteous dude!

by JiggaJessica June 3, 2021