The Owen Scale

The rating scale used by Duke University Alumna Karen Owen to rate the quality of her sexual partner/experience. The ten-point scale consists of eight areas of analysis: Physical Attractiveness, Size, Talent, Aggressiveness, Entertainment, Athletic Ability, and Bonus.

You should definitely hook up with Shane. We went back to his place last Tuesday and he's definitely a 12/10 on the owen scale!

by The Amalamps October 8, 2010

Owen

He's really gay and no one loves him, He needs to die (Owen is too gay)

Owen: I'm gay
Kid: I know

by [e-mail] January 24, 2018

Candace Owens

Noun: A POC who no longer takes pride in who they are so, they sell out to the very Conservatives and Trump Cultists who fly the flag of slavery and oppression and call it heritage.

Also a POC or minority who sells out their own people to please the conservative masses and Trump Cultists, believing it will somehow get these people to accept them as one of the cult.

That black girl waving the Trump flag and wearing the confederate flag shirt is a real Candace Owens.

by Fight The Oligarchy January 9, 2021

its owen

Clickbait youtuber that hasn't become a man yet. Uploads videos like:

5 people that died

But they don't even get hurt.

Alex:omg are you watching a its owen video?
Timm:yeah,whats wrong?
Alex:ugh,im breaking up with you.

Timm is now forever alone, don't be like timm.

by Are you looking for a name? October 20, 2020

owen's mum

Rather hairy, sloth like creature. Also known locally for the five dollar blow.

Owen's mum again? yeah, saw her at the zoo!

by The real G supa hot fire August 9, 2016

Owen Gay

Owen is bisexual

Owen Gay.

by JIMMYTHETRUMPSUPPORTR May 31, 2018

owen benjamin

A failed comedian who lives in the woods shouting at the moon and blaming all his failures on jews. his devoted cult call themselves "the bears". these are angry little men who are mad the world for their own failures, just like owen. Owen also drinks turpentine and beats his wife.

Kids stay in school or you will end up like owen benjamin.

by benshapirofan February 17, 2020