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big orange muppet with little grabby hands

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands
by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017
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Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
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Muppet

One of multiple screen names of a person who is flooding a forum with their views in duplicate.
The forum is flooded with Muppets tonight, can I get a witness?
by Eric th' Red April 2, 2009
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Reverse Muppet

Rather than sticking a hand up the other person's anus (Muppet), A Reverse Muppet is sticking a hand down another person's throat.
If you keep pissing me off I'll turn you into a Reverse Muppet.

I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.
by cafeine-disciple October 13, 2023
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muppet high-five

When two people are fisting the same person, same hole or different holes and they high five inside the person.
Chelsea was so excited to be the muppet in the muppet high-five tonight.
by MoxieMinion April 12, 2024
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Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.
Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?
by DrumBox January 7, 2015
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Muppet

Muppet-to-a-Fraggle *See Fraggle*

A Muppet is a genuinely nice person and intends well for another individual (namely a fraggle). Will typically take an open mind and heart to the individual and their situation. Not know of their past, and open their home to them in genuine good faith. At which point the Fraggle moves in and commences the acts as outlined in the definition for Fraggle. (Fraggles are not limited to the DC Metro area as these creatures have been sighted in any major metropolitan area; San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, New York, Portland, San Diego, Chicago, etc.) at this point the Muppet should be aware that they are in danger of graduating from a Muppet to an enabler as the action of providing a space for the Fraggle to continue their behavior is by definition an enabler. The term Muppet is to reflect the Jim Henson like control the Fraggle has over the person.
Did you get to talk to Tom? He's a f*cking Muppet for that Fraggle he has staying with him.
by Pseudonym-Gaybie February 22, 2024
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