When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.
Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.
by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016
Get the knowledge jizzmug. Knowledge referring to any thing what so ever. Like any question that u ask would refer to a textbook.
by Jonathan Eudes Du-Moullin May 12, 2019
Get the textbook knowledgemug. 1. The man under the bridge is mumbling some madman’s knowledge.
2. Stanley’s journal has instructions for an inter dimensional portal, but reading it gives you madman’s knowledge.
2. Stanley’s journal has instructions for an inter dimensional portal, but reading it gives you madman’s knowledge.
by Sixer’sHunter February 19, 2025
Get the Madman’s knowledgemug. An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010
Get the knowledge knobmug. If it's without my knowledge how do I know whether or not my rights are being violated and, if they are, who is actively going to do something about it?
Hym "Because it's being done 'without your knowledge' is exactly what makes it unconstitutional. I have the right to face my accuser. This is the problem here. You want me to have less rights. I have more rights. I won't accept less rights. You're not the behavior dictators. Someone is going to get hurt and when they do the wrong person is going to be blamed."
by Hym Iam January 17, 2025
Get the Without your knowledgemug. a typical situation in which a person is talking in the presence of friends and says something unaware of what they said has more behind it, which is then verified by a silent stare and nod by your buds
dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime
bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)
carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )
bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)
carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )
by mcfriedness October 8, 2011
Get the bro-knowledgemug. (verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.
Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"
Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."
"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."
"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."
"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."
"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
by highschool45 May 13, 2023
Get the absorb the knowledgemug.