Too Big To Jail

When a well connected industry, such as the banking and finance industry makes such huge political donations that they become impervious to criminal prosecution. They can be so well connected that they in effect pick the prosecutor, and Attorney General, Treasury Secretary that makes the case for saving the very criminals that almost destroyed the Country. In return for their donations and related criminal activities they get bailed out by the government and then take huge bonuses, without an arrest or prosecution. While the common and outraged citizens grass root organizers such as Occupy Wall Street protestors are arrested in mass, and brutalized.

Not to be confused with Not Too Small To Jail, which relates to the petty misinterpretations of the law that are used to harass and to falsely arrest innocent protesters.
How come those on Wall Street that almost destroyed the County on several level of magnitudes larger that Bin Laden, were Too Big To Jail. When those protesting the Wall Street criminal conspiracy were Not Too Small To Jail under false pretenses? Because Justice is Blind, when your gooning for the 1%.
by mlhiss January 24, 2013
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jail-yard bitch

1) a male individual, confined to a jail cell, that tends to receive anal and/or other homosexual activities from other jail mates.

2) jail. yard. bitch.... does that not spell it out?
"Zakk, you take it up the ass just like my jail-yard bitch," said the horny parol officer.
by Michelle & Manda October 20, 2007
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Jail Birds of a Feather

A phrase that describes more Republican members of Congress. These Birds of a Featherflock together-behind bars!
Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham and Scooter Libby are Jail Birds of a Feather.
by DK Sett June 07, 2007
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gay baby jail

When you get softlocked in a place where you cannot die nor continue and it forces you to
A) Start a new game
or
B) Load an older save file
Dammit man i have been in gay baby jail in Saints Row IV just because the fucking Jyunichi fight does not start!
by Literally a person March 01, 2020
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Squirrel Cage Jail

The best place to visit in Council Bluffs, Iowa. It is haunted and it has the best tour guides.Currently there are two and im one of them lol...

but visit it...look them up and call them

seriously you dont wanna miss it.
The Squirrel Cage Jail is the best musuem ever!
by Lc Titan Fan March 19, 2009
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Jail House Burritos

Using a chip bag (normally Doritos) crushing up the chips and putting ramen noodles and hot water in it. After you let it sit you got a mushy mess of goodness. A quick fix jail snack similar to a Ghetto Spread.
Dude 1: Yo what u making that actually smells good

Person 2: Just jail house burritos this shit slaps.

Dude 1: oh fs let me get a bite.
by suckmyjuicytoes July 07, 2021
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