The coolest and best Asian around. He was nominated for best Asian 10 executive and non executive times in row...THATS 20 BEST ASIAN AWARDS
by Schmoebro May 9, 2018

davids can smell people from a mile away
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos
by glizzy squad November 8, 2022

greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm
by ComeOnSammyBabyWhipItOut March 14, 2021

i was a david lastnight
by thereal21savageak February 13, 2020

the best boyfriend you could ever have. he's gone through some rough shit but he is still determined to be the best person he could be. and he is! he's the cutest boy you could ever come across, all the other lads fall for him cause hes such a cutiepie. he's smart, he's adorable, he's just perfect all around!! i will always be by his side and i love him dearly :>
by totallynotnathanforrealongod July 17, 2023

David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.
David and Jordan
by Y’roue mama November 4, 2020

The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.
''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''
by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019
