skeever beaver

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.

Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.

by Jumoma June 3, 2006

slippery beaver

A woman's hairless vagina

You can see many celebrity's slippery beavers as they exit the motor vehicle.

by kiwi_spiller November 1, 2007

beaver deceiver

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.

Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

Grey Beaver

Old Vagina, in relation to Grey Pubic Hairs,
Laymen's terms: OLD PUSSY!!

Hey Granny, Gotta get me some of that "Grey Beaver!" - From "THE LORDS OF DOGTOWN"

by Kelton B. June 11, 2006

rabid beaver

an extreme explosion of vaginal fluids as result of an orgasm aka squirter

Ryan met a waitress, went back to her apt. banged the shit out of her and thought she pissed on him when she came, but it was just a rabid beaver.

by Meat May 13, 2005

feeding the beaver

to bang a girl on the kitchen table.

I was feeding the beaver last night while I was watching the food network.

by Bendig December 17, 2008

Beaver Bullet

An absorbant cylindrical tissue that a woman inserts in her vagina durring that time of the month.

I was working at Shoppers and the bastards made me fill up the beaver bullets.

by JohnnyVA December 16, 2008