August 24th

The birthday of someone extremely desperate for love.

Friend 1: hey, is today your birthday?
Friend 2: yeah, why?
Friend 1: are you desperate for love..?
Friend 2: how'd you know..?😨
Friend 1: your birthday...august 24th it means your desperate for love.

by x3ny4o June 23, 2023

October 24th

People born on October 24th are the most amazing people in the world. They are kind and elegant in every way.

October 24th are the best people in the world

by anonymous November 12, 2020

May 24th

National grab that cake day. Go out and make sure to get a few smacks in and grab it a lot. Make sure to put your whole hand on it. Make sure to have a hand on that cake while they’re walking.

Make sure to grab your girlfriend’s cake on May 24th!

by Professor Batter May 22, 2020

Dec 24th

National small hands day if u have small hands your gay but if u have big hands your in luck your not gay

Hey it’s dec 24th are you gay?

No why
Bc u have small hands ?

by Your dad December 24, 2021

August 24th

Any girl shale send either a titty pic or booty pic to a man. It is his decision on which one he gets. If the women is kind enough she will send both.

Gf: baby it’s August 24th pic your photo
Bf: can I have both this time, please?
Gf: ofc baby anything for you

by MyLordAndSaviour August 24, 2022

August 24th

This is the birthday of the most wonderful person you will ever meet.
This person is going to change your life. Everything that they does is perfect.

Show her that she is loved and thank her for everything, not only on this special day.

Siri: "Today is August 24th."
Me: "Alright, let me write her."

by HealingDoso October 16, 2019

April 24th

Smack anyones ass day

(April 24th) anyone

by April 24th April 23, 2022