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Should have just came out of the closet before he got married & had kids.
Now he just made things extremely weird for everyone. Clearly this was all calculated to prove to others that he wasn't bisexual but in reality he was from the get GO! Dammmnn YO!
HANAHA: " yo SAM, is THAI OK"

SAM: " We are all waiting for him to come out of the closet "
RYAN: " SAM & I lived with THAI for many years and we did suspect something, that he could be BI "
HANAHA: "Eweeeew ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข, OMG. What the heck, he leads everyone on with a false image "
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These creatures are prone to meddling into people's business and since they are MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS they will do anything to win even roffie your drink or tamper with his exwife's birth control pills ๐Ÿ’Š so she gets prego. She was on the verge of leaving him because she had enough of his antics so he pulled a fast one and got her knocked up by tampering with her birth control pills so now they are connected for ever through their kids.

I would be careful with this guy because he's a real Lonnie and has gone completely COO COO . We believe he was always COO COO but his parents didn't try to diagnose him at a early age which they should have and got him the help he needed. Not only he has mental health issues, he also has some sort of a disease that he is hiding. Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes ๐Ÿ‘€.

A real scumbag!! Even his own kids will tell you that!
SAM: " yo RYAN, what's up with THAI lately "

RYAN: "ALVIN THAI LIM? He drinks like a fish and he's always under the influence of substances.
KATARINA.M : " Ryan, can you shut it ! He just got lip filler so his face and lips ๐Ÿ’‹ are swelled up so please give it some time till he fully heals"

SAM: " RYAN, KATARINA. Is there any of the unprocessed bleach VODKA that's left over ?? Let's make a toast to his new glamorous look"

RYAN, SAM & KATARINA cheers to that ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿป
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Midget height with a tattoo of his boyfriend's name on the upper part of his neck. Mid build, a bit on the stocky side but has put on weight and his face looks extremely bloated. Going bald or complete bald by now but is in the market for a toupee.

Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Concerned Citizen # 1 : "What's that thing hiding in that BMW ? Looks extremely strange"

Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a

" THAI"
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THAI, also goes by ALVIN THAI LIM

He's extremely SKILLED in the following!

1. Cooking ๐Ÿณ Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon ๐Ÿ’‹ Ladies watch out ๐Ÿ’ฉ
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!

4. Thai Coconut ๐Ÿฅฅ

5. Thai Tong ๐Ÿ’ฉ

6. Thai hot pot ๐Ÿ‘…
7. Thai Roulette ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ
TJ: " THAI, what are you saying this weekend bro "
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! ๐Ÿ‘…
TJ: ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey ๐Ÿคข
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ALVIN THAI LIM is the masterbater of Thai Poon then you get promoted to a tycoon and eventually you get demoted to a mother fucking Loon as you're howling at the fucking moon.
Ryan: " Yo Sam, what's wrong with you "
SAM : " I'm.howling like a Thai Poon"
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 12, 2025
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Every Friday ALVIN THAI LIM hosts THAIPOON Friday's

These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.

Thai Coconut ๐Ÿฅฅ

Thai Chili Pepper ๐ŸŒถ

Thai dragon ๐Ÿ‰

Thai Whistle ๐Ÿ˜™

๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽŠ For all his VIP's he performs ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฅณ

The ๐Ÿœ Thai soup ๐Ÿœ

He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
SAM: " Yo Mark, what are you saying this Friday "
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "

HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 13, 2025
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ALVIN THAI LIM.

He loves to analyze people so he did this one time to a certain individual but that certain individual played along to make it seem like THAI's antics are going unnoticed but in reality that certain individual was leading him on because Thai stages and plans everything prior to his analyzing routine.
He will ask you to come and hang out with him then put on a Movie, music video or a show that possibly could resonate with you in some way shape or form but he will play off like it wasn't planned when the video or Movie comes on. So this certain individual knew Thai was staging everything prior to his arrival, then he put on the music video and Thai watched the individual from the kitchen like a creep to see the individuals reactions to the video but the individual pretended like he didn't notice Thai, and the individual was acting like he was sooo into the video so Thai could get the validation.
He's done this for decades, he will go even as far as having mutiltiple people involved in staging and acting along to his narrative because he's a real MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
A lot of incidents have occurred over the years.
He set up another individual on June 3rd/ 4th in 2024, took him to the strip club then had strippers on the inside acting along then eventually took him to Holiday Inn in Waterloo as they told him to get undressed then eventually made him take his shoes off etc.

The waterbottle was a good prop along with the staged cab and the banging noises LOL
MILES MULTANI: " yo, the certain individual is passing out"
ALI: " tell him to take off his shoes "
THAI: " I got the CAB ๐Ÿš– ready and the loud banging noises on deck"
STRIPPERS: "MILES MULTANI & ALI, are we getting paid for our time"

MILES MULTANI: " fucking right you are, bend over "
ALI: " MILES, can you bend over too "
THAI: " Wait for me guys I want to have a circle jerk with me in the middle "
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