April fools

The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside

Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"

by Itsjustmeyesme April 01, 2020

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Bumbling Fool

A Person who sits around being a smartass or talks like an idiot to the present population.

"shut up you bumbling fool."

by TheSam____Man December 02, 2022

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drench that fool

a command given to dunk someone in the 11 herbs and spices

guy 1: drench that fool
guy 2: no please
guy 3: get in

by sentient sock October 30, 2020

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bobo fool

Stupid thiccc bitc

You need to stop
Boy you must think I’m bobo fool

by cheekybitch May 25, 2020

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Ruddy fool

British slang (adj). A person who can be described as ruddy
Damned
A sussy baka
An idiot

why are you still reading this.
why do you read about British slang.
amongus

Jonny: "OMG YOU DONT LIKE COCK AND BALL TORTURE?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! YOU GODDAMN RUDDY FOOL
Sally: "Jonny, what the fuck. why are you taking your sterioids with cocaine again. why did you get more amongus imposter body pillows. go fucking kill yourself
Jonny: "FUCK YOU I WANT MY GRILLED CHEES" *shits cutely*

by kneecaps1528 October 28, 2021

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