The Rug Rat

King of all men. Legends say that when you are in the presence of this glorious man you must resist to non-stop nut. When this gigachad goes to the gym the weights lift him. Has never dropped a single mark in high school (statistically a difference in skill) . Can speak lean language, don't try to steal his girl, he will make sure the next dude you get with takes a massive diarrhea shit on your dick (in game). Defeated the Ranga Sloth in March of 2020.

Average Teemo Player: OMG i hate THE RUG RAT! He keeps stat checking me!
The Rug Rat: 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片， 在香港这座城市的设置 主演：钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员

by ShowerEnjoyer32 March 2, 2022

clunge rug

When you have yellow puss/foam on the patch of skin between your anus and your pussy

"Iv got a mad clunge rug I need a Fucking shower"

by ThePigWithABigDick May 7, 2018

fuck rug

A rug made of the skin or fur of a wild animal or big game, laid in a room, typically between a fireplace and a bed or sofa.

I made love to him on my bear skin fuck rug, right by the fire place.

by Waldo Puna April 27, 2019

rug pilled

Being suspicious of all crypto currency trading sites, and keeping their coins in a private key offline under their rug

Ellen: Did you keep all your doge on cryptsy?
Carl: Yeah, unfortunately because I wasn't rug pilled

by urban dolphin August 16, 2021

russian rug

The most intense, fire spitting, diss track dropping rap God to ever be apart of our ever growing universe, otherwise known as jesus Christ

Austin: "Bro did you hear Russian rug last night?"
Daniel: "yea man he spit straight fire"

by Memstar April 15, 2017

Auburn Rug

Auburn Rug often referred to as a ginger person's pubic section.

Check that redhead, wonder if she's smuggling an auburn rug in her pants.

by Rugmeister May 27, 2011

do rugs

This is what happens when you fail to try and do drugs and accidentally land on the carpet, causing you to do rugs instead. Or, you could just do rugs because you wanted to anyways.

Person 1: "What are you gonna do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I'm gonna do rugs."

by SomeoneShadow September 17, 2018