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"seen yer" moment

Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.
I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
mugGet the "seen yer" momentmug.

yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016
mugGet the yer mawmug.

Yer maw

Slack insult response

Too busy knocking one out to think of anything better
Steve: This will keep you busy for hours *posts boobs*

Andrew: Yer Maw
by Wildmanimage May 11, 2022
mugGet the Yer mawmug.

You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

The act of putting your socks on when inhaling paint fumes and sleep deprivation catch up to you
Person 1: Eyy bro I'm really tired and I'm feeling gooood after inhaling these paint fumes

Person 2:You gotta put yer sockchs onnn
by MC Shrivel Ball August 4, 2021
mugGet the You gotta put yer sockchs onnnmug.

Yer

by The Player For The Girls February 13, 2020
mugGet the Yermug.

Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.
Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"
by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019
mugGet the Kick yer cunt in boxmug.

Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...
by StevePoodle August 3, 2025
mugGet the Bend yer bifocalsmug.

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