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Sweaty Arse

Common on hot days, a Sweaty Arse (n.) will usually leave an embarrasing arse shaped mark on a chair which will be obviously pointed out by a Rayfield who wants to get revenge on a Greg.
The "Sweaty Arse-Marker" will feel victimised and thoroughly left out after his unfortunate accident, something which is common in modern Australian society.
Jeebson (thinks): "Oh damn, theres a sweaty arse mark on my chair! Hopefully I can cover this up..."
Floog: "Ahahaha look at Jeebson, he left a sweaty arse mark on his chair! Let's victimise the little Greg!"
Jeebson: "Damn, your such a Rayfield!"
by angry piece of shit October 3, 2009
mugGet the Sweaty Arsemug.

arse load

Noun. In large quantities, a lot of, a great amount. British.
"She's given me arse loads of paperwork to complete before lunch."
by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005
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wet-arsed

An insulting term a mature man might use to humiliate a teenager. It implies he is prematurely out of nappies and hence has a wet arse.
Don't annoy me, you wet-arsed little prick!
by F. J. December 12, 2008
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Black Arse

Slang, generally found in the NE of England meaning someone who never washes, is dirty, scruffy or "minging".
That Amy is a right black arse, proper black like. Her house is black, her kids are black, never clean them the dirty c**t and her house is lifting.
by TomP1980 December 18, 2013
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arse banjo

A person from the countryside who purrs when there anus gets fiddle like a banjo.
Did you see Darlene last night she was getting played like a real arse banjo
by Grayreaper December 21, 2013
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arse burgers

An exclamation of annoyance at a situation or person.
"Eric, you utter arse burger!"
- Eric Feeble's boss (Stressed Eric) -
by R1 April 10, 2003
mugGet the arse burgersmug.

Arse Genie

1) A small amount of watery excrement that shouldn't be in your underpants but is.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.

2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
"What the fuck is this? I don't seem to recal shitting meself today?"
by Baron Von Batwing January 6, 2005
mugGet the Arse Geniemug.

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