by Leavethatdooropen August 10, 2016
Get the angsty teen mug.Teenagers who either make up their own drama inside of their head, or actually go through tough times, resulting in:
1: "Nobody understands me..."
2: "What's the point in life? F*ck it, I'm just going to do whatever the hell I want..."
3: "Everything sucks"
Or, in extreme cases:
4: "I'm not going to grow up. I'm going to keep listening to my music and living in my self-created darkness and twisted dreams because the real world is a steaming pile of bullsh!t."
5: "Because I don't give a f*ck, I'm going to live MY life the way I f*cking want to, and not give a damn about anything else but being free, wild, and having fun, and there's no way in HELL that anyone's going to stop me from making those choices, no matter the outcome. I will be free."
1: "Nobody understands me..."
2: "What's the point in life? F*ck it, I'm just going to do whatever the hell I want..."
3: "Everything sucks"
Or, in extreme cases:
4: "I'm not going to grow up. I'm going to keep listening to my music and living in my self-created darkness and twisted dreams because the real world is a steaming pile of bullsh!t."
5: "Because I don't give a f*ck, I'm going to live MY life the way I f*cking want to, and not give a damn about anything else but being free, wild, and having fun, and there's no way in HELL that anyone's going to stop me from making those choices, no matter the outcome. I will be free."
"I'm going to be free from all of this bull, and live out my dark and crazy dreams without anyone to stop me from living the way I want to." ....Honey, that's called teen angst.
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For anyone who thinks that "teen depression" is just (a.- an excuse to whine and/or (b.- a tool used for attention:
Teens, like any other person or group, can actually feel relatively deep emotions. I know, right? What a complete and utter shock.
Teens, like any other person or group, can actually feel relatively deep emotions. I know, right? What a complete and utter shock.
by blacksheep96 July 28, 2009
Get the teen depression mug.Do not tell a prospective lover that you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force until after you've had sex. This can be applied to any habit or avocation that is likely to prevent you from having sex.
"Dude, don't tell her that until after you've nailed her. Don't forget the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Rule."
by "Hot" Karl Marx November 10, 2006
Get the aqua teen hunger force rule mug.by justin the fucking mann July 14, 2003
Get the teener mug.1) Attempting to act detached and “cool” in a way taught to the kids by MTV-affiliated celebrities.
2) A condition often seen among adolescent humans. It typically arises when a individual learns to perceive herself in a objective and rational third-person perspective, but due to her inexperience, fails to appreciate the irony of what existentialist philosophers have coined "The Absurd". The absurd human condition; the understanding of how our lives, on a cosmic scale, are futile and unimportant struggles, yet how we are unable free ourselves from treating our lives with the greatest concern.
Failing to appreciate the irony of her absurd existence, the aspiring teenage cynic then becomes obsessed with damasking the meaningfulness of her own life and the lives of others. This, she believes, will help her reach a more fundamental understanding of something which is somehow more significant and objective than that of her present life. For some people extremely prone to melodrama the condition ends in suicide.
Because the individual believes in the "truth" brought on by stripping away sentimental values culture have taught us to attach to the world, she is often perceived outwardly as cynical. This condition however should not be associated with philosophical cynicism or the kind of cynicism advocated by the likes of (the myth of) Aesop, Oscar Wilde or Dr. Samuel Johnson. The world will often treat the teenage cynic with disdain, confusing her condition with depression or apathy. Trying to solve the problem by offering entertainment of various types, the problem may intensify as the teenage cynic often will be unable to appreciate the entertainment offered, instead deeming it superficial.
2) A condition often seen among adolescent humans. It typically arises when a individual learns to perceive herself in a objective and rational third-person perspective, but due to her inexperience, fails to appreciate the irony of what existentialist philosophers have coined "The Absurd". The absurd human condition; the understanding of how our lives, on a cosmic scale, are futile and unimportant struggles, yet how we are unable free ourselves from treating our lives with the greatest concern.
Failing to appreciate the irony of her absurd existence, the aspiring teenage cynic then becomes obsessed with damasking the meaningfulness of her own life and the lives of others. This, she believes, will help her reach a more fundamental understanding of something which is somehow more significant and objective than that of her present life. For some people extremely prone to melodrama the condition ends in suicide.
Because the individual believes in the "truth" brought on by stripping away sentimental values culture have taught us to attach to the world, she is often perceived outwardly as cynical. This condition however should not be associated with philosophical cynicism or the kind of cynicism advocated by the likes of (the myth of) Aesop, Oscar Wilde or Dr. Samuel Johnson. The world will often treat the teenage cynic with disdain, confusing her condition with depression or apathy. Trying to solve the problem by offering entertainment of various types, the problem may intensify as the teenage cynic often will be unable to appreciate the entertainment offered, instead deeming it superficial.
Statements someone affected by teenage cynicism would typically say:
Teenage cynic 1: To me it's depressing to think about the fact that life is fundamentally without objective meaning and that one day we will all die (and the universe will end).
Teenage cynic 2: Men running around on a field, competing against each other, trying to kick a ball made out of dead skin in opposite directions. Soccer is for retards.
Teenage cynic 1: To me it's depressing to think about the fact that life is fundamentally without objective meaning and that one day we will all die (and the universe will end).
Teenage cynic 2: Men running around on a field, competing against each other, trying to kick a ball made out of dead skin in opposite directions. Soccer is for retards.
by mushytoast February 18, 2009
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People fucking people fucking your mind.
Have you lost your grip, have you let go so easy.
Are you still caught up in the flash of a skirt or muscle tone.
It's so stupid that they can lose there sight on whats real so quickly.
Then say that "yeah we know it's fake" and continue on obsessing over there fictional friends.
Do you want to see a real drama, there are six and a half billion happening right now.
They change every evening. Creativity at it's maximum, all original.
Not a regurgitated teen drama marketed at idiots.
Fuck the lack of reality in a show made for weak simple minded fools.
Placing yourself inside the market boundaries.
Oh so i was wrong, it's me who has it wrong, i'm the one who should be enjoying and not criticising.
Are you the tool of them or are we the ones realising what it really is.
Endless cycle of death re-birth, travesty triumph, love and hate.
How dull.
How long does the cycle take, scribble in your diary, place them on your wall. Where is the obsession?
End of the year you throw it away, another financial miracle.
Where one disappears two more rise, a canabalistic rite with a name change.
Create another as quickly as you can, you might be alone with your thoughts.
People fucking people fucking your mind.
Have you lost your grip, have you let go so easy.
Are you still caught up in the flash of a skirt or muscle tone.
It's so stupid that they can lose there sight on whats real so quickly.
Then say that "yeah we know it's fake" and continue on obsessing over there fictional friends.
Do you want to see a real drama, there are six and a half billion happening right now.
They change every evening. Creativity at it's maximum, all original.
Not a regurgitated teen drama marketed at idiots.
Fuck the lack of reality in a show made for weak simple minded fools.
Placing yourself inside the market boundaries.
Oh so i was wrong, it's me who has it wrong, i'm the one who should be enjoying and not criticising.
Are you the tool of them or are we the ones realising what it really is.
Endless cycle of death re-birth, travesty triumph, love and hate.
How dull.
How long does the cycle take, scribble in your diary, place them on your wall. Where is the obsession?
End of the year you throw it away, another financial miracle.
Where one disappears two more rise, a canabalistic rite with a name change.
Create another as quickly as you can, you might be alone with your thoughts.
by Jereb August 28, 2008
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