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Tasknesia

The phenomenon you experience when you pull out your phone to do something (like send a text or google a word) and get distracted and forget why you had your phone in your hand.
I knew I was going to text you, but my tasknesia flared up and I checked the photos on my phone instead.
by Aviscosi October 15, 2016
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taskify

Breaking a gargantuan goal into easy to understand steps that people with average intelligence can understand.
"Hey, I don't know how to change the oil of my car. Can you taskify it?"
"Sure. Step 1: open the trunk and check the oil level with the dipstick."
"Umm ... I don't know if my Tesla has all that."
"You can't be helped."
by Shark Abu June 29, 2018
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Talkstitute

A prostitute that is paid purely for conversational therapy.
The officer alleges that the suspect was indulging in prostitution, but the suspect paid her as a talkstitute. Instead of performing sexual favors, she acted as an unlicensed therapist.
by zeus4391 July 26, 2018
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Task Bombing

When you have a million things on your to do list and you send out a rapid series of emails to your team to ask for their help in getting them done.
I have 12 things on my to do list, so my #1 priority is task bombing my team.
by MarCh1 August 8, 2018
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Tassa

Tassa is my bestest best giiirl.
by Ryguy0420 May 26, 2019
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TAKS

Stands for “that’s a knee slapper
TAKS! That’s a funny joke!
by Xx724lolxX July 20, 2019
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taks

that’s a knee slapper; a response to a funny joke
Person A: *tells a funny joke*
Person B: Haha taks!
by Carlos427 July 22, 2019
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