Tarzaned

(Mostly used in Racing Games)

When going at high speeds in a vehicle and smashing into some type of tree and crashing.

Steve: Dude, I just smashed into that tree!
Bob: No dude, you've been Tarzaned.

by Stephen Risinger October 1, 2007

Taranese

Taranese is such a unique person it’s rare to find anyone like her. She loves harder than hard and will never betray the ones who show her the love she gives. She knows how to have a good time and is usually the center of attention when she goes out. Even when she doesn’t want to be noticed, someone will always approach her to let her know her light was still shining bright. She is a beautiful being inside and out. There is something about her that’s indescribable that attracts everyone to her. Although sometimes she forgets, she is one of a kind and no one compares. She gives the best hugs, realist advice, and is such a genuine spirit. But don’t test her. Don’t play with her heart, it will be one of the worst decisions you’ve ever made. Which is why all of her exes can’t get her out of their mind. She is a rare Angel, sent here to expel evil and be a guiding light to happiness in this realm of existence.

You’re so different, I haven’t met anyone like Taranese.

I can’t seem to get Taranese out of my head.
I usually don’t miss people, but I swear I miss that girl Taranese.

by Taranese November 23, 2021

Tarantusaurs

A large 8 legged dinosaur with tiny tiny forearms. Approximately 50% of its appearance is derived from the tarantula, and 50% from the tyrannosaurus. Featured in Star Trek (2009)

That tarantusaurs in Star Trek really rocked. But like a raptor, its forearms were so stunted, it would make a TERRIBLE pianist

by Thracus June 25, 2009

tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.

Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.

by charlie st. March 9, 2011

tarantula party

An utter mess of a social event or scene, involving highly amoral and senseless behavior, cannibalism and/or destruction.

By the time I got to the karaoke bar, it was already a fucking tarantula party.

by Hijo de la Tierra June 22, 2011

Taruned

(verb): Something that has been destroyed, broken or seemingly gone awry.

The ping pong table was taruned last night.

by gravytrain November 5, 2012

tarantinoism

noun: the urge to have long intense dialog with others followed with an explosive episode of violence.

I got into an argument with that white supremacist from Kansas City the other day about how his ideology was assinine. He must have been so distraught over our conversation that he apparently developed tarantinoism and went out a shot up a Jewish Senior Center

by GipperX2 April 15, 2014