Spoining

When someone arrives at your house when you're beyond hungover with the intention of lying in bed next to you and sleeping but instead you spend most of the day fondling them clothed and unclothed whilst you both complain that you havent slept with anyone in a while. Very similar to Spooning but slightly different; hence the slight difference in spelling.

Wanna come over? I promise I'll just spoon you nothing more... no actually it'll probably wind up being a Spoining session

by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025

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Spoining

When you invite someone over to you house because your very drunk and know you are going to be hungove... and instead of just spooning and sleeping like you said you would; you spend the day gradually taking their clothes off and fondling them while you both talk about how you haven't "done the deed in a while". Similar to "Spooning but slightly different; hence the minor difference in spelling". Excellent if you are feeling queasy but need some flesh to flesh time.

Wanna come over and spoon me? Actually; lets be honest... I have busy hands... its going to turn into Spoining whether I want it to or not.

by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025

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Slonting

Jerking off using your dominant hand backwards at the base, while the other hand is pushing the shaft forward, achieving a 90° angle. Commonly done while rock hard, naturally or medically.

"Dude, my girl started slonting me last night!"

by dewww April 14, 2025

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Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext

My uncle caught me splinting last night

by Boofuss January 21, 2026

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