A swinger who hides the fact that they like to have sex with multiple partners and denies doing so, while their partner on the other hand is completely open about his or her sexual encounters with other people.
p1: I THINK I COULD BE A CLOSET SWINGER!
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.
by Feist4321 November 26, 2007
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When a Boston resident inserts their index finger inside the butt hole of another resident similar to a prostate exam. The inserter then forces the other to sniff his finger.
by 1223ArnieBallsack1233 April 25, 2023
Get the Boston Stinker mug.A child who was conceived at an adult swinger party. They have the genetic traces of many of the applicants involved.
PERSON ONE: "jonny looks like an asian, but he has curly hair?"
PERSON TWO: "he's obviously a swinger baby"
PERSON ONE: "okay that makes sense".
PERSON TWO: "he's obviously a swinger baby"
PERSON ONE: "okay that makes sense".
by the.other.guy September 22, 2010
Get the Swinger Baby mug.A portion of time allotted for the exploration of ones own anus, usually with a finger or other finger shaped object, such as a crayon or similarily shaped vegetable.
I have a half hour lunchbreak today. 15 minutes to eat my sandwich and 15 minutes of stinker tinker time.
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Get the sinkers mug.A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'
" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "
by John Gaskell March 31, 2004
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