shoulder surfing

Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.

Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.

by escuchon May 14, 2008

surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

Can Surfing

The art of web surfing on a cell phone so as not to get bored while on the toilet.

so I was can surfing yesterday and there was an article on CNN.com about people dropping friends off at the pool...

by IlDuce August 13, 2003

tube surfing

to balance (hands-free) while riding the subway in London, which is called the tube (hence, tube surfing)

"Right mate, we were kicked off the bloody tube for tube surfing"

by bonster2000 April 1, 2007

Chain Surfing

Chain Surfing happens when someone is surfing the internet, sees an "interesting" link then opens it in a new tab or new window (who the heck still opens in a new window?). The person briefly checks the new tab/window then stumbles upon a new link and then opens it in a new tab/window. The person will keep repeating the process until he realizes that he is now looking up nazism and he has wasted more than 30 minutes reading random stuff not really related to the original website. This usually happens on wikipedia, youtube, cracked, etc.

1.)

xkcd.com/214

2.)

A- "Hey, look up info on the digestive system while I go use the bathroom."

B- "Okay."

(after 20 minutes)

A- What did you get?

B- I ended up watching Kermit the frog. Didn't get shit done.

A- You were chain surfing again!?! Paper's due tomorrow!

B- Blame wikipedia.

by zycose January 17, 2011

crowd surfing

One of lifes great pleasures.

Man, everyone was crowd surfing at TSNK last night.

by dudeman April 24, 2004

butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.

My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.

by The Edgehead June 5, 2009